[Be someone else tomorrow]

writers-will-write2:

rnisandrists:

elf-in-mirror:

This right here, ladies and gentlemen, just might be the best beauty-and-beast-story ever.

Because any little girl (or boy for that matter) should grow up knowing that you could be a giant green ogre, and you’d still be bloody gorgeous to the ones that matter.  And not in the “oh, I can overlook your flaws” -kind of way. But in the “those aren’t flaws, they are beauty spots!”-kind of way.

Rant finished.

the donkey fucked a dragon

And they has beautiful babies!!

celesgami:

ok some of these things are harmless but some of them are bordering on gaslighting please dont do these things to people

(Source: poyzn, via unabletofindname)

sharkolympics:

this is now my favorite photoset in the entire world.

(Source: nomedarisa, via dutchster)

advice-animal:

My boss is Jewish and we were on a work night out. Everyone was joking with each other until this happened.http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

advice-animal:

My boss is Jewish and we were on a work night out. Everyone was joking with each other until this happened.
http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

tf2crazy:

advils:

plantie:

nosdrinker:

advils:

Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up

this is hell

Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
…
seriously, grow up please.

if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up

what if it’s not your mom who uses them

I was ok until that last comment.. the horror!

tf2crazy:

advils:

plantie:

nosdrinker:

advils:

Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up

this is hell

Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo

seriously, grow up please.

if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up

what if it’s not your mom who uses them

I was ok until that last comment.. the horror!

(Source: ancestor, via ruinedchildhood2)

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt, via ruinedchildhood)

starkstrider:

tyleroakley:

niamharthur:

bardofspades:

mituna-senpai:

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

J = Next Post
K = Previous Post
L = Like
N = View Notes
Space = Show Photo
Shift + R = Reblog
Shift + E = Add to Queue
Z + Tab = Switch Blogs

image

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

I just reblogged this with the command, shit

(Source: takanashi-saiko, via ireally-dontlike-you)